The number of scams appearing everyday are greater than the number of chicks Tiger Woods scored. And I don't mean that as a compliment. If a film is a made on these scams, Raja should be the lead actor, Sheila Dixit to be the actress, Kalmadi as supporting cast while the producers and the financers are the poor people of India. Something tells me that we were better off under the British. Here is a list of things that the government needs to do in order to get their act together:
Sounds good? It probably sounds alien to our politicians. These guys wouldn't know what a weekend is, everyday being a holiday for them. They make money faster than a starved Kenyan athlete at the Mumbai marathon. It brings us to the question, Why? Why do they want so much money? Look at Sharad Pawar for instance. You could place a fat potato in his seat and no one would notice the difference. Chances are that the fat potato would get more work done than Pawar himself. And potatos are hard to corrupt! If ever a list had to be made to write down the corrupt politicians names, half of Gir Forest would have to be cut to generate the paper. Patriotism, my ass. Talking about forests, why the hell do we need to save Tigers? 1411 left? When has a tiger done anything for me? Even if I do save a tiger, he cant really repay the favor, can he? If i show a tiger a person who saves tigers, the tiger is not gonna get teary eyed. He will simply try to kill the person. The tiger is a killer. A cold blooded murderer. Is that our justice system? Saving murderers? No we don't let murderers go free. We hang them till death. That is why Afzal Guru and Shibu Soren have been hanged. Oh wait!
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