Whats up with politicians?

The number of scams appearing everyday are greater than the number of chicks Tiger Woods scored. And I don't mean that as a compliment. If a film is a made on these scams, Raja should be the lead actor, Sheila Dixit to be the actress, Kalmadi as supporting cast while the producers and the financers are the poor people of India. Something tells me that we were better off under the British. Here is a list of things that the government needs to do in order to get their act together:

• Work

Sounds good? It probably sounds alien to our politicians. These guys wouldn't know what a weekend is, everyday being a holiday for them. They make money faster than a starved Kenyan athlete at the Mumbai marathon. It brings us to the question, Why? Why do they want so much money? Look at Sharad Pawar for instance. You could place a fat potato in his seat and no one would notice the difference. Chances are that the fat potato would get more work done than Pawar himself. And potatos are hard to corrupt! If ever a list had to be made to write down the corrupt politicians names, half of Gir Forest would have to be cut to generate the paper. Patriotism, my ass. Talking about forests, why the hell do we need to save Tigers? 1411 left? When has a tiger done anything for me? Even if I do save a tiger, he cant really repay the favor, can he? If i show a tiger a person who saves tigers, the tiger is not gonna get teary eyed. He will simply try to kill the person. The tiger is a killer. A cold blooded murderer. Is that our justice system? Saving murderers? No we don't let murderers go free. We hang them till death. That is why Afzal Guru and Shibu Soren have been hanged. Oh wait!

Whats up with the Bullshit SMS Language?

One of the things that really irritate me is the language used in Instant messaging & SMS. Recently, I saw words like mah being used for my. I mean c'mon, Does mah even solve the purpose of a short form. Its mah for my. You're actually increasing the length of the word. Some people use Moi. Are you French ? Then why?

Another irritating aspect is when people use alternate small & capital letters when they write for a creative aspect. It is bullshit. It takes time and I cant explain how, but its crap. HoW ArE yOu ? LAME !

Sometimes, people write their names in a really funny way. They write DON as |) () |\|. Classic method. Unlimited disadvantages in typing this way.

1. Takes time to devise the language to write a simple word.
2. Unusual words, hence typing speed is reduced.
3. If you keep your name as this you cant be found out, if someone wants to find you on a social networking site, using your name.
4. People actually have to look carefully to make out what you've written.

Rather than all this, just write the language as it is meant to be - Simple. Save your designing skills for other useful work & save your friends a lot of inconvenience. Its a sure shot method to reach the pinnacle of stupidity.

People are really ignorant on this issue. Internet chatting language is really downtrodden. The people are still abusing it and it can only get worse.